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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

To hate on Philly

This image could have been a lot better, but I suck with photoshop so whatever. You guys get the idea. Anyway, yesterday my roommates and I were sitting around watching the Rangers continue to dominate as they beat the Flyers in a shootout, when we were started chatting about going to a game. Since playoff hockey tickets are most likely too expensive we figured we'd go see the Mets or Yankees play the Phillies. We then got to talking about how one of my roommates has already been to a Mets v. Phillies game, which sparked our chat about how Philadelphia fans are such assholes.

Now I know what you're thinking; everyone already knows that. Well, I figured I'd give my take on why I think they are such a high degree of asshole. Let me first explain what happened to my roommate. He was sitting in the bleachers of the Phillies stadium (don't know the name of it and don't really care) with a couple of his friends last season. They were chatting it up, drinking a few beers when suddenly they were hit with various sorts of garbage. My roommate's friend proceeded to turn around to find two Phillies fans laughing it up about throwing stuff at them because they were wearing Mets apparel. One friend replied "Are you kidding me?, which was then replied by the Phillies fan with "You're a Mets fan aren't you?". The group of Mets fans of course assured the Phillies fans that they were in fact Mets fans, and were then met with the comment "Then we'll throw stuff at you all game", once again followed by laughs.

So, anyone who isn't a moron would obviously conclude that these two Phillies fans were assholes. This would of course not necessarily translate to all Philadelphia fans in all of their sports, but I personally have witnessed similar harassment at an Eagles game, and friends of mine experienced similar acts at Flyers games (if not MUCH worse in both occasions) as well. This would now lead me to explain exactly why fans of Philadelphia teams are such assholes.

I will put it succinctly in order to not cause any confusion: YOUR TEAMS SUCK.

Without rambling on too much more, the Eagles, Flyers, 76ers, and of course the Phillies are the ultimate choke artists in all of their respective sports. Now granted, if the teams I root for were so terrible year in and year out, I might get pissed off as well; but I guess I'm just a better person for not making myself and other fans of my teams look like such assholes. I can't remember that last time any of these Philly teams won a championship, and I'm sure it won't happen any time in the near future. Do you want to know why? I will tell you...it's because YOUR TEAMS SUCK. Thank you, and good day.

P.S.-I'm aware that most of the people that read my blog happen to be fans of Philadelphia teams, however, I'm hoping I get some friendly visits today. Anyway, this was not meant as an insult to any of you personally since you all are pretty cool, but I did feel it necessary to point out to any random visiters who have never witnessed these fans exactly how much they suck. That is all.

26 Comments:

Anonymous Poppa said...

i'm a fan of all philly sports and have witnessed a lot of fucked up shit that happens to fans of visiting teams...AND I LOVE IT! its something to be proud of. the fact that someone wearing a rangers jersey at a flyers game has to watch thier back constantly so they dont get an elbow to the face makes the whole experience of being at a game more fun. but before you bitch at philly teams. remember we have hopkins, Eagles were just in the superbowl and have been in the NFC championship past few years, Flyers are good this year, sixers have Iverson (draws more crowds to visiting games than almost any other player besides lebron), and Phillies suck but who cares about baseball. And besides the Yankees, which in my mind shows how unfair the league is with thier bullshit payroll, your other teams BLOW. Rangers have a huge payroll and they suck every year. mets might be good this year for the first time in years. your baskteball sucks. and football is god aweful too. this blog pissed me off so much now i'm gonna go punch my gf in the face. JUST KIDDIN

3:51 PM

 
Blogger Ian said...

As long as you know how much Philly sucks...

4:52 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever you classless piece of shit. Not only was I amused to see that Flyer fans don't know what a "hat-trick" is and randomly throw hats on the ice, but the stupidity of all of you who boo an injured player is just amazing. Your teams will never win a championship so in return you hope to ruin the game by harassing the opposing teams fans. All I can say LUMBUGER got hammered and there is more of that to come..

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Granted our season has pretty much been fucked, and we've sucked lately, but I live in Tampa, and one of my best friends is from Philly. I have the pride in knowing we anally raped Philly in hockey AND football. CLOSED in the Vet and OPENED in their new stadium. We've also won a Superbowl. So if we suck for the next 100 years, your stadium has been fucked by Tampa. Oh yea, you're Flyers were kicked out of Playoffs because you all suck as well. HAhaha...Philly fans are the most useless pieces of shit because they have nothing to live for but rooting for sorry teams. Their city is poor and dirty, everyone's fat, and there's nothing really to live for up there. That's no excuse to be sub-humans however. The fans take pride in this behavior, but it only shows what poor, classless people live in Philly and gloat when someone is seriously hurt in a game. I hope someone cheers when someone in your family gets really hurt.

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